Our life here is short
A lesson, small grasshopper
Let others scoop poo

My dog I do love
His number two I do not
Go away poo, go

You pick up the poo
Hey, I picked it up last time
Don’t argue, call us

The stench in my yard
It’s like a dirty diaper
Someone please change it

On my couch I nap
A sparkling lawn when I awake
Worth every cent

I watch where I step
Determined not to mash poo
Ew, my cross trainers

How do I love thee
As I count the many ways
I pick up your poop

Unconditional
The love you feel for your dog
Jeez her poop stinks though

It’s like a cartoon
You imagine the stink lines
Coming off the poop

Poop poop poop poop poop
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
Everywhere I look

Even with a bag
It oozes between fingers
Yuck, heebie jeebies

Hmmm, what should I do?
Get all the week’s shopping done
Or pick up the poo?

I can hold my breath
I can hold it a long time
But not long enough

I teach my dog tricks
Sit stay fetch rollover and more
He can’t pick up poop

The neighbors grimace
My yard is so unsightly
I cannot blame them

The last thing you want
After taking it at work
Is scooping at home