Our life here is short
A lesson, small grasshopper
Let others scoop poo

Poo Haiku #21

My dog I do love
His number two I do not
Go away poo, go

Poo Haiku #14

You pick up the poo
Hey, I picked it up last time
Don’t argue, call us

Poo Haiku #17

The stench in my yard
It’s like a dirty diaper
Someone please change it

Poo Haiku #7

On my couch I nap
A sparkling lawn when I awake
Worth every cent

Poo Haiku #15

I watch where I step
Determined not to mash poo
Ew, my cross trainers

Poo Haiku #2

How do I love thee
As I count the many ways
I pick up your poop

Poo Haiku #22

The love you feel for your dog
Jeez her poop stinks though

Poo Haiku #18

It’s like a cartoon
You imagine the stink lines
Coming off the poop

Poo Haiku #5

Poop poop poop poop poop
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
Everywhere I look

Poo Haiku #15

Even with a bag
It oozes between fingers
Yuck, heebie jeebies

Poo Haiku #20

Hmmm, what should I do?
Get all the week’s shopping done
Or pick up the poo?

Poo Haiku #13

I can hold my breath
I can hold it a long time
But not long enough

Poo Haiku #8

I teach my dog tricks
Sit stay fetch rollover and more
He can’t pick up poop

Poo Haiku #10

The neighbors grimace
My yard is so unsightly
I cannot blame them

Poo Haiku #12

The last thing you want
After taking it at work
Is scooping at home