1. You’re Busy
Don’t you have some shopping to do? Museums or clubs to get to? Kids to take to soccer practice?
2. It’s Not Expensive
Chances are you already pay to have your clothes dry cleaned, your house professionally cleaned, and your car washed. Why save the crappiest job for yourself? (Rates start at $14/week. Less than the average car wash.)
3. It Keeps Your House Clean Too
Your dog(s) are less likely to track the stuff in on Persian Rugs.
4. It Promotes Household Bliss
Having us scoop the yard gives everyone one less thing to argue about.
5.You’re Super Busy
Your to-do list is already intimidating enough.
6. It Helps Avoid Some Health Concerns
Dog doo doesn’t have to be tracked into the house to raise health concerns. Dog poop can contain parasites that can be transmitted to humans.
7. No More Fashion Faux Pas
It’s no fun to be caught in a meeting or restaurant with poo on your shoes. It’s also no fun to be continually cleaning the treads of your shoes with a stick.
8. We Have Enough Bugs in Minneapolis
Um, poop attracts flies. And not just any flies. Those gnarly ones that are purplish-green and shiny.
9. It’s A Job Nobody Wants
You already work hard enough.
10. You Can Keep Up With The Jones…In Cleveland
Residents can have their yard cleaned of dog feces in such exotic locales as Denver, Cleveland, Boston, Chicago and Los Angeles.
11. It’s Really Really Not Expensive
You probably spend more per week on designer coffee.
12. It’s A Dream Come True
Close your eyes. Imagine never picking up another piece of poop again. Enough said.